Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims