What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did