What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.