What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.