Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee