What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?