What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?