Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.