Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!