What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons