What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.