Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Kanye's not him.

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You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.