What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.