What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Hibearnation

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By smoking a lot of fags.

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Tooth hurty.

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Dementia

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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You skip them both.

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Punishment.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.