How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.