How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.