How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.