What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.