What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Start shouting Jehovah.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.