What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.