What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.