Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.