Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one