Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.