What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.