What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity