What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.