What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

Socialist Jokes More Socialist Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."