What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Socialist Jokes More Socialist Jokes

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .