What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.