Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.