Because they were cutting corners.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
None. It will happen itself.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Little Caesars.
Because there's a target on every corner.
There was a face off in the corner
You're outta line!
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.