Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.