What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON