What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.