Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !