Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
becuase his peckers on his head
Sister Matic !
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
2 large planes
He spent all day gargoyling.
Dual air bags.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.
Because they want us all under super-vision!
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Any 4 numbers in a row."
French Flies!
No one knows, it's never been done.
Anether(another) Nether
Because there is no atmosphere!
