Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
Alpaca 'nother bong
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Hebrew".
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Raise the urinals
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Shine a torch in her ear!
Carrie a torch !
Gluten tag*
Linoleum Blownapart
Frostbite.
King Kong
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
A very very big spider !
