What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"