What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!