What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.