Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older