What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.