A walrus has at least two valid points.
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Cancer reproduces itself.
Check your privilege, sithlord
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.