What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.