Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.