Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.