Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.