What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.