What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.