What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.