because seven ate nine.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
To get to the other side.