because seven ate nine.
This joke will be back someday
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
Because 7 ate 9 out
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
To get to the other side.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)