What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country