What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees