What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.