How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!