How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!