How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber