Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels