Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Random Guy Jokes More Random Guy Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels