Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
A lager
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Because their job is draining.
No strings attached
ATTACH!
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.