Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Cancer stole our jobs!"
He came up short on his register.
A lager
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Because their job is draining.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
Because it is sticky.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.