Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
She had harp failure.
Run, Forest, run!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A Leek!
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.