Morning wood.
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They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Logger-rhythms.
He gets stumped.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
He committed treeson.
Run, Forest, run!
A lager
A lumberjack.
The lumberjack has a job.
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Osama-Been-Loggin'
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
TREE O'clock!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
I'm falling for you
He was stumped.
He saw a tree.
They're both tree fellers.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Because it was in morning.
He drowned them in the morning.
You get mourning wood.
Because they wooden go.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
A bench can support a family of four.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
They both slowly remove clogs.
Because they have trouble taking a Wii.
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I hope its somewhere good
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
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