What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"