What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash