What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.