How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.