How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist