A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
None. They can't change anything.
None, change comes from within.
The heretic kept crossing the warp
He was shot in the face.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
It is a no spin zone
Whack-A-Mole
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
