A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
He had an itchy Tigger finger
Nothing, he'll shoot you.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
Ayyyy watch it homes!
A: One of them is organized.
An offer you can't understand.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
They don't like any witnesses.