What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !