Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.