Because nobody liked it on earth.
A personal space man
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
Space.
They needed some space.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
