Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.