Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !