Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter