What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.